i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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