No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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