i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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