why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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