It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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