I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
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