The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
dude. I can hear the air.
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