I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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