I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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