no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
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