she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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