I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
we're chasing vodka with high fives
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
Randomize
