I think i sorta joined a cult last night
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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