Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
