yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
You work out of a Hotel?
I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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