when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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