Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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