Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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