He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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