I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
Terrible idea I love it
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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