none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
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