She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
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