how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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