is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Help. Why am I so naked?
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