I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
