If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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