made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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