When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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