can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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