Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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