Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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