hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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