Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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