is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Swine flu is the new snow day.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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