My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
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