just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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