Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
Randomize