somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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