how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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