He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
Randomize
