Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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