I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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