tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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