but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
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