My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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