So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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