are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
There r osticjed everywhere
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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