i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
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