We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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