the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
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