We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Randomize
