i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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