Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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