So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
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