i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
I looked at my own cervix.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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