So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
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